Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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