Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.