Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.