What did the microbiologist bring to th...

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday