What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.