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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.