A cup of yogurt.
In case he gets a hole-in-one
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
A Man of many Cultures
A hobby horse.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.