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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)