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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Microbiologist Jokes More Microbiologist Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.