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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa