Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa