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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa