Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa