Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.