Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.