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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota