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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota