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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa