Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa