Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.