Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.