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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*