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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*