Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.