Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.