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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...