What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.