What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.