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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

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Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Piece Suit Jokes More Piece Suit Jokes

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.