How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.