How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!