Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Plead Jokes More Plead Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.