Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Stationary Jokes More Stationary Jokes

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Moba Jokes More Moba Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Goalkeeper Jokes More Goalkeeper Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.