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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

Can February march?

No, but April may.