When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!