April Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Can February march?

No, but April may.