Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!