Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Can February march?

No, but April may.