What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March