What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.