What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March