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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!