Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.