Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.