Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

You might also enjoy:

Terrible Joke Jokes More Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Declaration Independence Jokes More Declaration Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic