Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?