Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Variable Jokes More Variable Jokes

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Declaration Jokes More Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels