Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Declaration Jokes More Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

World Trade Centre Jokes More World Trade Centre Jokes

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors