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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.