How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.