Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Beer.
Because he doesn't exist.
Santa. The other two don't exist.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
By selling your camera.
About 10 pounds.