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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.