How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.