How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.