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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.