What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.