What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.