10 Pound Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.