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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies