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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger