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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole