Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.