Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....