Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!