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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.