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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.