Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.