Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.