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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=vdRiMBPbQ8

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!