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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.