Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!