What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts