What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.