What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.