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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!