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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight...

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin