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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.