Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit