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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.