What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!