Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.