What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.