What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift