What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.