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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.