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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!