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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed