How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!