How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!