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Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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A small medium at large.

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