Repossess Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.