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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.