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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.