What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!