What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.