When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.