When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.