When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.