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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.