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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.