When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.