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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.