Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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In da-Nile

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.