Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.