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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave