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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave