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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar