Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor