Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.