Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave