What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force