What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Air Force Jokes More Air Force Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!