The NaaaaayyyVY
A Sweeping Generalization.
A GIbronie!
Because ladies go in first.
The Salvation Army.
Because it's unmanned
He didn't want any glaze in the military
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Because there are no gaze in the military
General Direction.
Air Force
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
I'd like a Corona, please.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
Tulips on an organ.
They'll B flat
A horse!
A neighbour!
Britney Spears
The singer can have a hit
Crimea river
A hammer and cream-sickle
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.