The NaaaaayyyVY
A Sweeping Generalization.
A GIbronie!
Because ladies go in first.
The Salvation Army.
Because it's unmanned
He didn't want any glaze in the military
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Because there are no gaze in the military
General Direction.
Air Force
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Fiddler on the hoof!
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
He's Snowden.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
The High Five
Sneakers
Sneakers.
He always came on time.
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
A coup.
His and Hearse towels
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Veteran Aryans