The NaaaaayyyVY
A Sweeping Generalization.
A GIbronie!
The Salvation Army.
Because it's unmanned
He didn't want any glaze in the military
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Because there are no gaze in the military
General Direction.
Air Force
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
They prefer complete sentences.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
Nothing, You already told her twice.
When it's intersected by a plane
Because they can LIFT
Merci.
They have two left feet.
It staged a coup
A coup.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
"Nobody's perfect!"
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
It didn't like being double crossed.