The NaaaaayyyVY
A Sweeping Generalization.
A GIbronie!
Because ladies go in first.
The Salvation Army.
Because it's unmanned
He didn't want any glaze in the military
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Because there are no gaze in the military
General Direction.
Air Force
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Britney Spears
One has a coo, the other has a coup
Coup.
Five more years of Cameron
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Sweeping generalizations.
He joins AARP
Because they all joined
They are sitting on their lips!
Chicks dig stars.
A flat minor.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
I thought friendship was magic