The NaaaaayyyVY
A Sweeping Generalization.
The Salvation Army.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
General Direction.
Air Force
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Talonted!
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
She didn't suit his taste!
Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
They prefer complete sentences.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
He had no prior convictions.
Sweeping generalizations.
