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Military Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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A Sweeping Generalization.

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Sweeping generalizations.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!