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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!