What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager