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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!