What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.