A thief in the knight
Will the defendant please rise.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Britney Spears
The defendant.
Dev Patel.
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Man.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Buy a deck of cards.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
Over-dressed!
Branch Manager
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Stark naked.
Suit yourself.
The defendant
A zoo-t suit!
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
A buzzness suit!
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.
She didn't suit his taste!
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Will the defendant please rise!
A pianist
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Satisfaction
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Yall nailed it.
Red Red Wine!
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.