Suit Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.