What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se