What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws