One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
He got fired.
Nothing
One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Britney Spears
They'll both bite at anything!
The conga!
Camembert!
Because he was born in a barn.
Krillex.
Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
They both exaggerate the length.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.