One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
Coo clucks clan
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Deputin
Weekend at Bernie's.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
At least one group can grow a beard.
