One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
A lost Clause
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
A thief in the knight
Stark naked.
