Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!