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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!