Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.