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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.