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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.