Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Your mom.
The bear maximum
It never happens just once.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
None she is the joke
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.