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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.