Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
He won't ever give you *Up*.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
When the car breaks down.
He had Gnocchi.
No worries they will tell you
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)