What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)