What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Piggy Bank Jokes More Piggy Bank Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank