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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank