What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.