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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank