What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank