What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.