Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Because they Pikachu
He paints his hooves red.
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
At the bank.
A hog hog.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Feed it laxatives.
In piggy banks.
Two twins make a King.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.