Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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With a pig pen.

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Feed it laxatives.

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Coink! Coink!

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Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.