Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.