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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.