Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.