Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear