Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.