What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.