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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.