What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

February Jokes More February Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."