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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days