What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

February Jokes More February Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!