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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!