What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear