What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.