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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.