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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!