What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.