What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.