What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.