Someone told me but I forgot.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Because, corn has ears!
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Oh shoot, I forgot...
Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
