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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.