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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.