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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.