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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.