Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.