Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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