Because the subject is still to immature.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
When the car breaks down.
Hiss-tory!
Because she was too ahoof.
Wookiepedia
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
To get it pier reviewed.
