Because the subject is still to immature.
Because 36 would be too many.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Hiss-tory!
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
A pedo file
To get it pier reviewed.