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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!