Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

Got a pencil and worked it out.

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!