Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!