Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!