Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!