Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!